October 29, 2010

you! you! you! and you! ya, you!



tik tok, tik tok..time flies by, but im still stuck in this hell hole..

a friend of mine once told me that one way to release stress is to write..write? *sigh*

im a shitty writer..i do not know how to express my feelings, not only in writing, but in any other ways possible..

this is how i usually start a blog..

i write, "i .....(backspace), i think.....(backspace), good afternoon readers.....(click (x) to close firefox).....(click "shutdown").....

pathetic ain't it? ya, i know..you don't have to agree to that though.. =P

so, how should i really start an entry? should i start with a simple "hello, hye, or what's up!"? or should i start with a "BanG!!"? like, yo! yO! Yo! dudes, dUdeTes! what'S up with The WorLd yo?" (a bit over the top, i might say)..huhu..i guess, keep it simple? =D

then? was that the hard part? for me, hell yeah!..haha..now, the things i wanna write..philosophies! fantasies! experiences! ideas! and all other *Bits & Pieces* i've been dying to share with the world! (sounds like much, but believe me, over over over exaggerated!)..

BUT!!

the only problem is, these so called philosophies, fantasies, expriences, ideas, and bits & pieces, vanishes, once i touch these so called keyboard! so, what do i do? i post shitty, irrelevant, boring, *Bits & Pieces*..how do bloggers manage to keep their ideas fresh and immune to the power of the keyboard? (ZaPp ZaPP~~)..The Keyboard: Tomb of the Keyboard Emperor..A's and Z's: Revenge of Keyboard Galore..Lord of The Keyboard: Return of the Kingboard..(guess what movies i've been watching lately) hehe..

(is this a hint? wait? can it? yup! mama, ayah, new laptop please! *wink* *wink* hahahahahahaha *devilish laugh*)

ok..the "closing speech"..Your honour, i have in my opinion...bla..bla..bla..bla..bla..booooring~..so, how do u guys do it? a simple ending to match a simple opening? or the opposite? well, IMO, it doesn't matter how u close, or how u open, how u express your feelings, ideas, bits & pieces, at the end, what appeals most, keeps your readers happy, understands current agendas, even the most irrelevant entry, stands out..

but i do hope, readers, and self confessed full time bloggers, or even anybody might give me tips on how to write a good blog..hehe..thank you in advance..ThAnKS!

p/s: i think i need a catch phrase..should i? haha..u tell me..

2 comments:

Asielah said...

i guess being stuck in this hell hole has driven u to the existence of this post, huh? hahaha... i oso dono how bloggers do it. i post crappy things too sometimes. how do u keep ppl coming and wanting more from u? maybe im not interesting enuf la. hehe :p

iudzuri said...

haha..yes! it has basically driven me to a point where it is ok to have a 3 way conversation involving only me, myself and i..hehe..

how do u keep ppl coming and wanting more from u? i cannot answer that..let me ask my other 2/3..haha..(crazy mode)

i just got an idea of a new post, actually a friend gave it.."rotten apple"..huahuahua..wait for it ya..i'll let the readers guess who'll be the main character..